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Title:	Cupids Chokehold	Artist:	Gym Class Heroes	Album:	The Papercut Chronicles
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(feat. Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy)

Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da

Take a look at my girlfriend,
She's the only one I got. (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend,
I never seem to get a lot. (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been some time since we last spoke
And this is gonna sound like a bad joke
But Mama I fell in love again
It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend

And I know it sounds so old
But cupid got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid i might give in
Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin'

I mean she even cooks me pancakes,
And alka seltzer when my tummy aches.
If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is.

We even got a secret handshake,
And she loves the music that my band makes.
I know I'm young, but, if I had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun!

(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend,
She's the only one I got. (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend,
I never seem to get a lot. (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend,
She's the only one I got. (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend,
I never seem to get a lot. (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been a while since we talked last,
And I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast.
But, Dad, I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one,
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son.

And I know you heard the last song,
About the girls that didn't last long.
But I promise this is on a whole new plane,
I can tell by the way she says my name. (ba ba da da)

I love the way she calls my phone,
She even got her very own ring-tone.
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is. (ba ba da da)

It's gonna be a long drive home, but I know as soon as I arrive home
And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor,
She'll be back in my arms into my arms once more. For sure...

Take a look at my girlfriend,
She's the only one I got. (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend,
I never seem to get a lot. (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend,
She's the only one I got. (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend,
I never seem to get alot. ( ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

She's got a smile that would make the most senile,
Annoying old man bite his tongue.
(I'm not done)
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise,
And it doesn't stop there;
(Man i swear)
She's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten,
And now she's even got her own song.
(But movin' on)
She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard,
And we can be on the phone for three hours.
(Not sayin' one word)
And I would still cherish every moment,
And when I start to build my future she's the main component.
Call it dumb, call it luck, call it love, or whatever you call it, but,
Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like:

Take a look at my girlfriend,
She's the only one I got. (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend,
I never seem to get a lot. (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend,
She's the only one I got. (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend,
I never seem to get a lot. (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)